Don’t be a fucking idiot by texting or talking on your cell phone while behind the wheel.  

It’s also baffling how some drivers take offense when a passenger of theirs puts on a seatbelt.  ”Why are you putting on a seatbelt? You don’t trust my driving abilities?”  Fuck you, that’s why.

Dear Neighbors,

You’re too loud.  It’s almost 3:00 AM.  Shut the fuck up.  Thanks!

Deny

People who annoy me most next to bullshitters?  Attention whores.

I realize that I really enjoy calling people out on their bullshit.

Looking through my Facebook news feed, I realize there’s many of my old friends who I now find extremely annoying.  

I still consider them friends, yes, but what they put on their Facebook, or the internet for that matter, is the very definition of what I define as tool-like behavior.